1. I get so dirty every day at work. As a .......... inspector, I have to wade around in others' excrement all day to make sure the system is working properly.

2. It takes me at least a half hour to get the oil off of me every night. Working on an off-shore oil .......... has got to be the dirtiest job I've ever had.

3. I used to work as a .......... man and that job was a dirty one. I would be covered in banana peels, old food, pet waste and all kinds of gross stuff.

4. I still can't get the black soot off of me and it's been three months since I quit that job. I never saw the sun while at work and I always worried that the ceiling cave in on my head. Being a coal .......... is hard, dirty work.

5. I can't get that rotting seafood smell out of my nostrils. The dangerous ocean conditions bother most people but, for me, it was the smell on the boat. Overall, though, I liked being a crab .......... .

6. I thought my last job, as a dishwasher, was dirty until I talked to one of my old friends from high school. He is a portable .......... cleaner and spends his whole day emptying and cleaning portable bathroom facilities. Now that is a dirty job!

7. My good friend, Max, is a .......... ; he is immersed in other people's digestive tracts all day and that is a dirty job!"

8. I was watching a program about Egypt last night and it contained information about their ancient burial practices. How would you like to be the guy who had to .......... the people who died?

9. I can't get the smells and visions out of my head. I joined the police department to do some good and wound up working the dirtiest job the force has to offer. As a crime-scene .......... . I am responsible for cleaning up the blood, broken objects and any other material left behind after a murder.

10. My wife just got a job at a day-care center and she, during her probationary period, has to change all forty of the kids' .......... for the next ninety days. That is one dirty job!